The Worst Puns of the Day From Favstar All In One Place!!!

peteec: I know, can you believe someone retweeted me? What's wrong with them? I also got a few favs yesterday...You should work on controlling your minions so this doesn't happen again.
I hate to break it to you pal but there’s not a conspiracy against you. Maybe people don’t star your tweets because they don’t find them funny. If you spent less time bitching and complaining and more time writing funny jokes your timeline wouldn’t look like @RealConnorH and @EliBraden took a shit on it.